Funny


  • First class in B.Ed

  • Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

  • When I open my eyes every morning

  • Hi i am marrying next week

  • Someday you may lose your hair.

  • This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat

  • Hey friend remember that without stupidity

  • There’s a bomb in my garden!

  • I say she’s no good!

  • When u feel lonely and alone

  • Ladies hostel caught Fire

  • To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

  • A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

  • Man : How old is your father?

  • Cant lie till Z

  • A person who keeps on talking…

  • Lecture on Sun

  • 3 Movie tickets

  • Do u want to hear a dirty joke

  • Importance of thumb…

  • The human brain is most thing outstanding

  • What is the difference between monkey and donkey

  • Which is important, sun or the moon?

  • Chances of my recovering?

  • Positive thinking is like

  • Couples hold hands during their wedding

  • Mental hospital is not so far

  • How he got into the house

  • Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

  • What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

  • I was a fool when I married you.

  • Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

  • People like YOU always remain forever…..

  • Could u fax me ur photo

  • Better think before you smile

  • New style of proposing a girl

  • Just think about me

  • I have lots of jokes in my inbox

  • What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

  • Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

  • Hahaha, I am joking

  • Man needs a poison

  • Before and after marriage

  • An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

  • Who‘s dear & near friend…

  • Life is like a MOVIE…

  • Never kiss a police woman

  • The brain is a wonderful organ

  • When u feel sad….

  • Only true friends stand by u

  • Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

  • Love is possible after friendship

  • Was my fault…

  • U r a nice person…

  • What is the fastest thing in world?

  • In heaven together we were in a big hall

  • No 1 will touch ur mom

  • A boy came running in the kitchen

  • my policy is one day one fool…..!

  • Qualities a friend must have

  • Check returned back

  • Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

  • if your father earned $100,000

  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl

  • I will take either side

  • A beautiful girl goes to Professor

  • Why were males created before females?

  • Can kids of our age have kids?

  • It’s too tight

  • Stop only when we enter the examination hall

  • That is not my dog

  • What is BUSINESS ?

  • Why did u shoot ur wife ?

  • What is skeleton?

  • Lovers sitting in a park

  • A boy goes to see a dance

  • Fatman sitting in a train cabin

  • We can attack in any direction now!

  • Man standing on the scale

  • I may come there any time!

  • 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

  • People like u r remembered forever

  • 143 means ???

  • What’s d height of hope??

  • I am beautiful, which tense is it?

  • Employer need responsible

  • When she is in problem again

  • Wife:What is 10 years with me?

  • Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

  • Purity of honey

  • Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

  • Do you love me just because..?

  • A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

  • I will kill u for free

  • Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

  • Attitude of girls

  • Boy U r d Sunshine

  • Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

  • Y elephants r large, gray & wrinkly?

  • I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.

  • An essay on cricket match

  • I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship

  • How old is your father?

  • I can’t give you a job.

  • Open with Love…

  • We will now upgrade your brain

  • U luk sweet when u read my message

  • We were using duplicate key

  • The subscriber cannot be reached

  • Have a horrible day without water

  • When I was born…Devil said

  • Our son got his brain from me

  • The universe is Finite…

  • Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

  • Elephant sat on mercedes

  • Company making tissues

  • Recently fired stock trader

  • Make sure it’s cheap

  • Our friendship means a lot to me.

  • I wrote your name on my heart

  • Past year performance repeated.

  • Man on right & women on left

  • If ur world is spinning around

  • Full form of maths

  • Difference between a woman and a magnet

  • I am only a cartoonist

  • A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

  • A girl & boy were sitting alone

  • I want to share all your worries

  • What is a girl friend?

  • How you control your anger

  • Never KISS a lady police

  • Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

  • Girls r like phones

  • This was a missed call

  • A love letter from biscuit maker

  • What gift you want for your birthday

  • Only 20% boys have brains.

  • Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends

  • I just feel u….

  • I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

  • Most important source of finance

  • If u have 1 father, call me

  • Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

  • This is men’s world