Archive for ‘ April Fools SMS

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH 01 January 2009 at 10:13 PM by sms

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

+ This is a VIRUS . . .

  • April Fools SMS
  • WARNING ! ! !

    This is a VIRUS . . .

    When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

    + Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

  • April Fools SMS
  • This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
    Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
    The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
    with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

    + Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

  • April Fools SMS
  • Cheese is Cheese
    Butter is butter
    if u 4get me
    i will throw u in
    *-*-*-*-*-*-*
    * G U T T E R *
    *-*-*-*-*-*-*

    + Someone misses you

  • April Fools SMS
  • SomeOne..
    MiSSES U..
    NeeDS U..
    Worries About U
    Lonely Without U
    Guess Who?
    THE MONKEY IN
    … THE ZOO ..

    + How dare they fool you

  • April Fools SMS
  • April Fools SMS / Text Messages

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    posted in April Fools SMS
    Tamam baywaqoofun ko ….

    Tamam bewaqufon
    ko ittala di jati hai…
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    Aap to aise parh rahe hen
    jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

    posted in April Fools SMS
    99/100 idiots would try it.

    Fact1: You can not touch
    your lower lip with your tounge…

    Fact2: After reading this,
    99/100 idiots would try it.

    posted in April Fools SMS
    U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

    You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
    Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
    CUTE means:
    Creating
    Useless
    Troubles
    Everywhere..

    posted in April Fools SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
    I am your girlfriend is ….

    I am your girlfriend:
    Smart.
    Intelligent.
    Sweet.
    Talented.
    Excllent.
    Romantic.

    theek kaha na ?

    In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

    Happy april fools day

    posted in April Fools SMS, Misleading SMS
    Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

    Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
    Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
    Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

    posted in April Fools SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
    How dare they fool you

    If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
    1) gud looks
    2 ) nature
    3 ) style
    4 ) attitude,
    kick them off.
    How dare they fool u before april 1st.