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Marriage is made of trust & understanding 02 January 2009 at 3:24 AM by sms

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

+ The Equation of Marriage

  • Marriage SMS
  • The Equation of Marriage:

    7 Glance = 1 Smile

    7 Smile = 1 Meeting

    7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

    7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

    And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

    So beware of glance!

    + First marriage is the triumph of

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  • First marriage is the triumph of
    imagination over intelligence.

    Second marriage is the
    triumph of hope over experience

    + Why do we all marry?

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  • Why do we all marry?
    Because romance is not
    the only element of life.
    We should also know horror,
    terror, suspense, irony,
    stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

    + Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

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  • Some people ask the secret
    of our long marriage.
    We take time to go to a restaurant
    two times a week.
    A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
    and dancing.

    She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

    + Last two words in yes dear

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  • Grooms, once you marry,
    please remember that when
    you have a discussion
    with your future wife,
    always try to get the
    last two words in: “Yes dear”